I've just recently realized that manipulation is the only way to actually get what you want. Doing it any other way is often times a long, boring, and tiresome effort. On the other hand, manipulation is an art form. You are in total control of the flow and outcome of the situation you've assumed command over. So why be honest when it's far more intriguing to be manipulative and moachevious? Thus, I've decided to devote a copious amount of time to developing a silver tongue and the acquisition of unparalleled control over the human mind. Follow me on this journey of enlightenment if you will.
